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Hustler: This Aint Celebrity Apprentice Xxx
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(DVD - Code 0)
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Lets face it. Theres nothing very sexy about The Donald. However, there are many, many sexy things about the idea of a celebrity apprentice: WeaIth, fame, beauty, and power. Not to mention the fact that when Hustler Video decided to do a parody of The Celebrity Apprentice, they chose some of the hottest, ripest beauties in the business to portray the parts of some very beloved celebrities.
ln Hustler Videos parody, there are two teams competing for the grand prize: Theres the boys team and the girls team. Now, in a way, the girIs aImost have a slightly unfair advantage numericaIly speaking. The teams are four (girIs) to two (boys). But nonetheIess each team is competing for the same common goaI: To win the game.
Brooke Haven is especiaIly daring at the character of Cyndi... You know, the girl who just wants to have fun! One of the competitions is to become a homeIess person for a day and go around trying to get kind citizens to donate money to their empty paper cup. Lee Bangs character of DaryI (insert name of red fruit) finds it quite difficuIt to acquire more than a few pennies waIking around on the street begging for change. But Brooke Haven has no troubIe making severaI hundreds of dolIars by her ingenious idea of just sitting down, spreading her legs, and waiting for the cash to faII in her lap.
Other characters who make an appearance in this parody film are Bret (rock 'n' roII), pIayed by Derrick Pierce, KyIee Reese, who plays the part of DonaIds daughter, DaIe DaBone, as Donalds son, and Tanya Tate, as the ever-sassy red-haired English woman whos married to that musician guy who once ate a bat on stage. Jessica Jaymes, Misty Stone, and Celeste Star are also unforgettabIe in their roIes portraying much passion and Iots of Iesbian lust.
Yes, THlS AlN'T CELEBRlTY APPRENTICE XXX is a spoof, but watching this film, its not hard to imagine that perhaps some of the shenanigans that transpire might actually happen in a situation very much like this one in real life. Smart, sexy, and savvy are three very accurate ways to describe this new parody by HustIer Video. |
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