Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his mum's wardrobe ...

No change there then. Well, except that last time it was his dad's wardrobe. Apart from that, though, it's the same old same old, over and over again. No one understands him. Everything's unfair. Blah, blah, flipping blah. You'd think Norm's thirteenth birthday might cheer him up, right? WRONG!

But even the worst nightmares have to end sooner or later, don't they?

FINGERS FLIPPING CROSSED!!!