Once upon a time, in a land far away,

There was a Sys Admin who came to play.

He controlled the servers and protected the world,

From attacks and viruses, war flags unfurled.

The moment when the world needed him most,

He disconnected from the server host.

But legend says one day he'll come back...

Through a LAN port? An audio jack?

When all hope is gone and all is lost,

The frozen Sys Admin will defrost.

When the world and reality crash and burn,

The System Administrator will return.