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Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 4: Riker vs Gaston, Armageddon and Killing Buzz & Woody
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Dieser Artikel gilt, aufgrund seiner Grösse, beim Versand als 3 Artikel!
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i.d.R. innert 14-24 Tagen versandfertig |
Veröffentlichung: |
Juli 2019
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Genre: |
Comics |
ISBN: |
9781789820454 |
EAN-Code:
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9781789820454 |
Verlag: |
Andrews UK LTD. |
Einband: |
Kartoniert |
Sprache: |
English
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Dimensionen: |
H 216 mm / B 216 mm / D 5 mm |
Gewicht: |
256 gr |
Seiten: |
82 |
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Pointless Conversations: Riker vs Gaston It's time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who's your choice: Star Trek's Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney's Beauty and the Beast's Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including: Herculean muscle-pumps!
David and the Goliath...the truth is told!
Witty one liners from biblical characters.
How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Conversations: Armageddon Time for Armageddon! ...the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are: Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday?
Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?
Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody Here's a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although I'm about to do that right now... If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die?
Forget Captain American, here's Captain Jesus!
Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris?
Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar!
This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by… ummm… anything, to be fair. |
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