Dec: 30 years ago, I met a very special person.
Ant: Wow, who was that?
Dec: You. I thought you felt the same?
Ant: Oh right, yes. You too.
Dec: Thank you. This year is the 30th anniversary of when Ant and I met and started working together and - to celebrate that - we want to tell you, dear reader, the story of the last three decades.
Ant: Plus, we want a record of our career - our memories are definitely getting worse as we get older.
Dec: They are not.
Right, what are we doing again?
Ant: A book. And it has behind-the-scenes stories, ridiculous moments aplenty, and photos - lots of embarrassing photos. So, if you're ready, reader, there's only one more thing to say: Let's get ready tooooo...
Dec: Start the book about our 30 years together?
Ant: Not quite how I was going to put it, but it'll do.