Fancy names are the devil to spell. Trust Mum not to think about that. I can't actually write Marguerite. Can't always even say it right. Which doesn't create a good impression. People think you're lying, or you're thick. Them in charge aren't allowed to call you thick nowadays, are they? It's learning difficulties. Dyslexia.

Okay, dyslexic is better than thick. Still a label stuck on your forehead that says you'll never be up to much though. As for spelling it . . .

So, what I call myself is Maggsie.