An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping your man well-behaved—whether or not he wants to be. Published in tandem with the man’s guide How to Stay Out of the Doghouse, How to Keep Him on a Short Leash is perfect for Mother’s Day . . . or as gift for a new bride.

Ever wish he came with an instruction manual?

• Marriage Humor: Learn why the wedding band is the world’s smallest dog collar and how a joint credit card is your best surveillance tool.
• Tongue-in-Cheek Advice: A collection of fifty brutally honest and hilarious tips, from using the Florence Nightingale Effect to rationing lovemaking like bread during the Great Depression.
• Pavlovian Training: Master the art of rewarding good behavior (and punishing the bad) until he can basically balance a ball on his nose while rollerskating.
• Bachelorette Party Gift: The ultimate laugh-out-loud present for bridal showers or any woman who knows that unconditional love comes with lots of conditions.