Ready yourself--this is no small task.

Sir Wyvern Pugilist, Slayer of a Thousand Dragons, summons you to the greatest battle of your life--for your very soul. Equipping you with powerful P-R-A-Y-E-R, secret spiritual Armor, and profound advice from a cloud of Senior Dragon Slayers (including the Apostle Paul, Francis of Assisi, Sojourner Truth, and Martin Luther King Jr.), he prepares you to face the fiercest of foes: colossal Obstacks, two-headed Sinisters, and dreaded Mutatios--all the monsters inhabiting this Land of Dragons. The stakes could not be higher! But fear not--victory belongs to those who stand firm! In the end, DRAGON SLAYERS ALWAYS WIN!