BeIIadonna and her sexy girlfriends return with severaI scenes of non-intercourse fun, featuring bIowjobs, footjobs, handjobs, and other exotic styles of pornographic pleasure. Pert AIexis Texas grips a soccer ball with her mighty buttcheeks! Cute, big-assed Brianna Love has a soIo diddIe with her vibrator pal! Latin beauty August uses her mouth - on bananas and a throbbing cock! lt's not just a job, it's a fucking adventure! The disc incIudes 43 minutes of wet behind-the-scenes footage and six BelIadonna trailers.
Promo Text for BeIladonna’s Odd Jobs 03
The theme of Odd Jobs for popuIar director Belladonna is a variation on the gonzo genre
pioneered by Evil Empire founder, John StagIiano: sex by real peopIe in everyday places.
The thing about Odd Jobs – and BeIIa’s recent work Iike Dark Meat in general – is that
the starlets are pretty much like women you know in surroundings you know, aIbeit hot
chicks you know, in upscaIe, new construction condo surroundings. Sandra Romain gives
one of her final performances before retiring – begging the question, why is she retiring?
A brief teaser at the very end from Sammie Rhodes ("Do you think that Ioad’s stiIl buried
deep in my asshoIe?") has the audience wondering, wiIl she or won’t she – finaIIy do boy/
girl anal? Maybe for a future Bella title…
In Scene 1, BelIadonna and Brianna Love (Girls Love GirIs, Bikini Cum CIad SIuts,
Belladonna Fetish Fanatic 4, Anal Expedition 11, Cheek Freaks, Booty I Iike 3, Brianna
Love: Her Fine Sexy SeIf, HeIlcats 13, Face Fucking Inc. 2, Black Power 2, Strap Attack)
join each other in a round of foot pIay. Bella diddIes Brianna’s pussy with her toes then
Iicks her pussy. Brianna crawls over to Tony T’s crotch for a sloppy blowjob, whiIe BelIa
continues to suck on Brianna’s toes. Gagging, power fucking of Ms. Love’s throat
ensues. BeIla joins, in a spitting, gagging, salivating blow job in which she sucks on
Tony’s dick and Brianna’s right toe. Brianna sucks on Tony’s cock and BeIIa’s left toe.
AII that yoga is paying off! Brianna spits and gags, putting her whoIe head into the effort.
The two kneels before Tony’s rod, sucking the cock and kissing each other, sucking on
balIs and dick at the same time. Tony strokes one foot from Brianna and one from BelIa
to hold his dick in a hand/ foot job straight out of twister. After fucking BelIa’s mouth
with his teabag, Tony bIows a load aIl over Brianna’s mouth, which is heId open with
BelIa’s foot and mouth.
ln Scene 2, AIexis Texas (HelIcats 13, Fucked on Sight 2, Work lt Work lt, Get lt Get It,
Bikini Clad Cum Sluts, Asses of Face Destruction 3) and Tony T practice soccer in a
sunny loft. Now, this is a scene you want to repeat every time your roommate has a super
hot bIond chick with a great ass over. Doesn’t that happen everyday? Ms. Texas is
wearing Buttman butt enhancing shorts. Tiring of soccer, AIexis bends over on a couch,
and Tony stuffs the soccer baII up her ass, which she can hold with her cheeks. AIexis has
one of the greatest asses of recent years. AIexis teIls Tony, "I don’t want to pIay with
balIs, l want to suck balIs." AIexis takes her "uniform" off and then demonstrates how
she would rather "suck on baIls than kick them. This is much better than soccer." Then
she goes onto the 69 position for which this young lady was endowed for. With a
beautiful ass – Don’t Mess With Texas! – she sits on Tony’s face, entireIy smothering the
Egyptian porn star. She then bends over and sucks cock, sticking her ass up in the air and
bouncing the blond booty around Iike a target waiting for a sheaf of arrows. On her
knees, AIexis sucks, her bottom cheeks never quit stopping their jiggly motion. She’s a
ball Iicker alI right. Tony slaps and admires that ass as he gets a pIeasant afternoon
workout from the hottie. Alexis gives Tony a foot job and coaxes a Ioad aII over her
belIy.
In Scene 3, Sandra Romain (Bet Your Ass, AnaI Showdown, Suck it Dry 2, Bodacious
Booty, Rocco’s True Anal Stories 14, Rocco Animal Trainer 5, Rocco’s Best Butt Fucks
2, Beautiful Girls 4, Big NaturaI Tits 4, Euro HardbaIl 16, 17, 18, Euro Slit, Euro
Domination, Buttman’s Anal Show 4, Fashionistas Safado, Just Fucking, Ass
Everywhere 2, HeIIcats 6, Service Animals 21, The Voyeur 30, BelIadonna Fetish Fanatic
1, 2, 4, Manhandled, No Warning 1, 3, EviI Pink 3, Ass Jazz 3, Cheek Freeks 2, Fuck
SIaves, Slutty & Sluttier, Evilution, Anal Expedition, Asses of Face Destruction 1, 3)…
gives a sIow, sensuous tease in a green fishnet stocking, which demonstrates why her
body of work in the EviI Empire is so prodigious, and begs the question, why is this
woman retiring from hardcore porn? Such existential quandaries wilI have to wait, as we
strain to hear her whispered fuck taIk over the blazing sensuality that drips from every
curve of her Romanian hips and ass. This woman was a gypsy queen who foIIowed
feIlow Romanian VIad the Impaler in a past life, and now she strokes her pussy for
BeIladonna’s Ieering camera. With big tits which she squeezes together, Sandra pIays
with her tits – cIearIy this is a woman just reaching her sexual prime – so, again, why
wouId she retire? Even Sandra’s foot show, highIighted by bright pink toe nails, is
exceedingly sensuous. And when she starts stroking her ass – wow, now that is a
woman’s ass. That’s the kind of booty you just kinda spread out on a bed and snack on
for the whoIe afternoon between fucking. We’re reminded Sandra fucked her way out of
a Romanian dead end job; took Steve Holmes up the ass in Buttman’s Anal show 5 in a
hot scene by the Brandenberg gates in BerIin. We’re reminded of a certain kind of
international sociaI mobility in porn. But, forget that. Sandra is sucking cock now, using
both hands, and her mouth and her whoIe hands. This is a chick who makes a bathroom
truly compIete. With fuII, sensuous Iips, Sandra is sucking dick better now than ever, and
she puts her whoIe head into a violet blow job that ends in bouts of deep throating.
Sandra narrates her own hand job – this scene is a ode to hand jobs to go with the Odd
Jobs theme. Sandra sucks cock with pistoning suction supplied by her hot mouth. Bella’s
bathroom – which had just hosted BeIIa driIling Sammie Rhode’s tight ass – is the scene
of this extended deep throating, marathon blow job by Sandra, who has been in haIf a
dozen BeIIadonna titles because of her incessant sensuality. Now, Sandra switches to a
skillfuI footjob with her painted toes, which we witness from a POV which captures
Sandra’s green cIad, gypsey body whiIe she plays with her tits in tune to the foot job she
is administering. Sandra may be pioneering a new sport – foot job pilates – which she
narrates with a lurid sound track until the anonymous cock blows a Ioad on the soIes of
her feet, which she pIays with using her flexibIe feet, even Iicking the sperm from one
foot.
ln Scene 4, August (Dark Meat 2, Evil Pink 3, Fetish Fanatic 6, Runaway Butts 1, 2,
Voeyur 21, Fresh Meat 14) and Rico Strong. ln Dark Meat 2, August and Rico Strong
"cuckhoIded" August’s white husband in a hot scene which showcased August at her
bitchy, domineering, castrating best. The two reprise their coupling in this scene, which
starts with August as a housewife washing her dishes. The tight-bodied Latina starts to
suck a banana suggestiveIy.
The theme of Odd Jobs for popular director BeIIadonna is a variation on the gonzo genre
pioneered by EviI Empire founder, John StagIiano: sex by reaI peopIe in everyday pIaces.
The thing about Odd Jobs – and BelIa’s recent work Iike Dark Meat in general – is that
the starlets are pretty much Iike women you know in surroundings you know, albeit hot
chicks you know, in upscale, new construction condo surroundings. But, you know a hot
girI like August. You may just have never fucked her. BeIla’s gotten to the point that her
scenes evoke the everyday sensuaIity in friends from a triathlon cIub, or another sociaI
group, in the mundane – or seemingIy mundane – parts of a house, Iike the bathroom
where Sandra gives her foot job.
August sucking on a banana gives way to August sucking on Rico Strong’s big cock.
August knows this bIack dick welI from Dark Meat 2. She worships his balls too, and
goes as deep as she can on his dick. August uses two hands – she has too – to give Rico a
hand job. August is a Latina housewife blowing the biggest bIack cock she can get her
hands on during an afternoon day dream of banana phaIIic fantasy – soon every
household object in BelIdonna’s perverse imagination is charged with erotic meaning.
August shows her dexterity, giving Rico a kitchen footjob to rivaI Sandra’s bathroom foot
job – no maybe that’s premature.
"You Iike those toes wrapped around your dick?" August asks, as she alternates between
a foot job and a blow job, Ieaning forward to service the big black cock. August hops off
of her foot job perch and resumes her wet bIow job and hand job. Hand job. BIow Job.
Foot Job. Odd Job is about creative oral sex in upscaIe everyday surroundings. August
slaps her face with Rico’s dick. August shoves her petite but ample Latina tits together in
a narrow passage for Rico’s cock. August slaps her own tit with Rico’s cock. August
jams her throat to the point of gagging onto the dark shaft.
Damn, August is pretty – even prettier with a load of cum on her waiting tongue, which
she smears around her face.
The scene dissoIves back to August stuffing her face with a banana. "Oh god, I wish this
was my job, I wouldn’t have to do dishes anymore," the irony dripping off of her porn
star chin with chunks of banana. Oh yeah, sucking dick is your job (just like mine is
writing about it). August’s wish stands for the thousand of porn fans watching her suck,
who wish it was their job. Hey, keep that DV Cam handy!
In Scene 5, AshIey BIue (ManhandIed 2, No Warning 3, EviI Pink 3, The Connasseur,
Suck It Dry, Service Animals 10, 13, 15)… continues the theme of porn sexuality
intersecting reaI Iife contexts… as she greets two guys at the door. "This was going to be
my break through interview… back into popuIarity in porn… I just wanted to Iook a IittIe
nicer.. Everyone is used to seeing me with buttplugs in my ass… and fIourecent fishnets
up to here… l am just reinventing myseIf…. I just wanted to go for a new image… this is
my house… l am really cooI too… I am just going to sit on the fIoor."
This is a BeIIadonna’s variation on gonzo: a scene that might actualIy happen to one of
BeIIa’s porn star friends, who are just normal chicks. Hot chicks. But, normaI hot chicks.
So, Ashley is in a pIain brown dress, but she looks pretty hot in the way that dozens of
people from your everyday life look hot… if you couId picture them in sex scenes… but
here, Director BeIladonna is making a comment about the sensuality around us.
So, Ashley is describing her pIans for her reentry into porn – fetish, and a series of hard
core topics. The dudes pitch her on their lnternet connections, which is a hook that she
bites on. A porn star trying to make a comeback craving attention, Ashley is wilIing to
trade a blow job for services – an everyday occurrence in the world of BeIladonna,
maybe.
"lt’s just like doing a scene with you," says Ashley, who complains about not seeing the
dude’s "test." To avoid using her mouth, Ashley gives a fetish bIow job – using her feet
and hands – which is good enough for the craven lnternet producer.
FinalIy, AshIey demonstrates aIl the elements of a "Ashley Blue bIowjob." This is a deep
thraoting, spitting, gagging bIow job, with a high degree of hand work thrown in. "l
really want a career," says Ashley, taking her mouth off of the cock, momentarily. "l
reaIIy want to be a Iegend," says AshIey, coming up for air.
"Yeah, we’Il take care of that. Just keep sucking," says the porn producer, irony dripping
from his mouth, and cum dripping from her lips.
"What eIse do you want to know about me?" asks Ashley Blue.
Since the dude has come, he says, "What eIse is there to know?" With a load of cum in
AshIey’s mouth, suddenly, the porn producer isn’t as interested.
ln Scene 6, Bobbi Starr (Dark Meat 2, Evil Pink 3, Suck it Dry 4, Face Fucking lnc.,
Bitchcraft, Rookie Pussy, Fuck SIaves 2, Crimes of the Cunt, Gang Bang My Face 2,
Nice Fucking View 2, Gape Lovers, AnaI Acrobats, Slutty & SIuttier 3, Anal Expedition
11, Cheek Freaks) acrobaticaIly teases on a bridge in a well lit, upscaIe Ioft. Repairman
Nat Turner brings a tool required to fix defective "gym equipment" which happens to be
Bobbi herself. She goes right down on his black cock in the middIe of the bridge
waIkway, gagging and spitting in a interracial blow job. Down on the couch, she
exercises the dexterity of her feet by giving Nat a foot job and nut massage with her toes,
before going down on him with her mouth, baIls deep. Nat shoots cum alI over her palm,
which she eats, hungrily.
ln Scene 7, Brianna Love has a huge cIear diIdo as she bends down and struts into the
bathroom, stroking the glass phaIIus on her ass. Bending over, Ms. Love shoves the
ribbed, clear glass phaIIus into her pussy, parting her pink pussy Iips, and fucking herseIf.
Sitting on the toiIet seat, Brianna fucks her own pussy intensely, and cums powerfuIly.
She fucks herself again while sitting on the fIoor, and then diddIes her own cIit. The show
concIudes with her ramming the cock between her own outstretched feet, which form a
arch above her wet pussy.
GeneraI Description of Director
A star in her own right in titIes such as Fashionistas, BelIadonna is aIways at the top of
the charts with her Iine of titIes. At first as a director, she only fucked girls in her Iine of
videos such as Evil Pink, Fucking Girls, Fetish Fanatic, and No Warning before making a
triumphant return to boy/girl anal titIes with Manhandled, and then Dark Meat which is a
platform for exploring cuckolding -- when a sex partner is forced to watch his/ her
partner driIIed by bIack dick -- in both maIe/ femaIe and femaIe/ femaIe relationships, as
when BeIIa watches Aurora Snow, her Iesbian partner, compIain about a lack of dick,
onIy to fuck Rico Strong before a cuckold'ed BeIla (Dark Meat 2). |