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Snoop Doggs Doggystyle 01 (Softcore - PAL)
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(DVD - Code 0)
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Snoop Dogg Goes Crazy:
Niemand geringerer als Snoop Doggy Dogg wählte den direkten Weg. Er schloss mit
HustIer-Larry Flint ein Jointventure zur Produktion mit dem Coolen Namen DOGGYSTYLE:
"Ich bin der grösste Pimp von aIlen, habe 1000 Frauen, da ist es doch logisch,
dass ich Sexfilme produziere" sagt Snoop.
Larry FIint solidarisiert sich und weist darauf hin, dass Snoop Dogg genau wie
er zeitIebens gegen Zensur und die Einschränkung seiner künstlerischen Freiheit
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"We gots sum dirty bitches. Sum dirty, dirty bitches and a fashion show." Snoop Dogg teases in his opening rambling monologue. Welcome to Doggystyle, Snoop's first adult rap video filmed on location at the Dogghouse, Snoop's mansion. You can all believe it when one of his hanger's on says, "Dis place be classy! Damn, look at all dis shit! Damn!" From the rows of Cadillacs parked outside in the ditch to the custom pit bull doggy gates, you know you're entering a whole new world you won't soon forget, Nigga.
Before I continue, let me warn you that this is an unrated adult video. It's not to be viewed by children. Babies are okay because their brains can't understand porno at that early an age. It contains explicit sex acts as well as the largest black genitalia found on the planet, because you know Snoop Dogg only buys the biggest and best for his houseparties. You know what I'm saying.
Let me describe the vibe. The party is kickin' from the gitgo. The dirty bitches are booty shaking topless as Snoop Dogg raps and his homeboys bounce and enjoy the scenery. One fat homeboy tries to lick a dancer's butt, but she dances away. Don't be sad fatty G, the party has only begun!
Cut to some hot humping in the woods. A couple, apparently not invited to the bash at Snoop's pad, start getting it on. The guy never takes off his shorts. My spider sense tells me a certain African American forgot to wash his ass before the shoot! She doesn't have time to complain though, as she's trying to push aside some of her internal organs to make room for his monolithic meatcicle. I was waiting for someone to throw a chicken bone in the air so it would suddenly become a space station, but sadly, that never happened. Lets pour a 40 for our boy Stanley Kubrick, R.I.P.
Back to the party! Snoop changed outfits for us so he could rap some more. Fatty G homeboy is back and he has a soft drink. He tries to lick a butt... and succeeds! This is the best Pepsi commercial EVER!
Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle follows this theme throughout the film, but surprisingly it never gets monotonous or disgusting. Even the "middle aged white prostitute groupie" scene was placed tastefully and inventively, as well as the brief yet creative "Dreamcast playing while receiving oral sex" montage. Surprisingly, Snoop himself never gets in on the action. (HE LIKES TO WATCH.)
More interestingly though, is the glimpse into ghetto life. Elvis Presley's 1969 hit In The Ghetto spoke of a depressing, hopeless environment that lead oppressed minorities into a cycle of destitution and crime. It's refreshing to see how things have changed over the last thirty years. Today, ghetto life is fast cars and big homes. The ghetto is a pool in the backyard and a 40 oz. malt liquor in your hand. Sure, they still rap about the "dangers" of life in the ghetto, but now I understand that they're just being ironic. I completely missed this underlying sense of humor present in the gangsta rap scene before watching this video. Doggystyle not only entertains, it educates. On second thought, gather the kids around and make them watch Doggystyle. If more honky-crackers actually tried to understand "these people", the ignorance of racism would be nothing more than a bad memory and the white part of town could get a few decent barbeque restaurants in the process.
Available on VHS and DVD, bitch. |
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