"She has a cyst on her back."
"I get a funny in a good way feeling around both boys and girls."
"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
"Why would God make people attracted to the same sex if it was a sin to act on it?"
"He wanted us to do ex-gay therapy on her, so we left the denomination."
"Honey, there's something I need to tell you."
"There is neither male nor female, slave nor free, Jew nor Gentile. We are all one in Christ."