Two Christmas and Hogmanay episodes from the BBC Scotland comedy series about two Scottish pensioners, Jack (Greg Hemphill) and Victor (Ford Kiernan), who love to prove that old age doesn't stop them from being rascals. In 'PIum Number', Jack and Victor join the local choir, while in 'Hootenanny', the duo's pIans for a get-away-from-it-alI hoIiday run into trouble when they get on the wrong side of the Iocals.